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The Onion weighs in on the Wii vs PS3 (READ IT!)

Great video from F-Dawg (WATCH IT!):

Finally some good media coverage...

And people say videogamers are dorks...

Two more vids today

A reporter shoulder-checks a drunk girl:


Urban sprinting...pretty funny.

LOLz

The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)

Here's the link to the original

I have to share these “funniest analogies” with you. They came in an e-mail from my sister. She got them from a cousin, who got them from a friend, who got them from… so they are circulating around. My apologies if you have already seen them.

The e-mail says they are taken from actual high school essays and collected by English teachers across the country for their own amusement. Some of these kids may have bright futures as humor writers. What do you think?

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.


ripped from http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/

Video of the Day - FIGHT!

I haven't heard the audio...but they say this is funny...

Am I sick?

I think that this kid's toy looks more like an adult's toy...am I the crazy one?

A long night...

What the heck am I doing?




Looks like a lineup of some sort....

Ahh... maybe this link will shed some light on the issue.



SO here's the story...I camped out from about 5:30pm to 9am to secure the newest gaming console, the playstation 3. I was thinking of keeping it, but the going price on Ebay is about $2200USD, which represents a $1,500 profit - it was far too rich to turn away from.

Anyway, the camping was fun. I was first in line and we sat out front of Superstore while onlookers gawked, ridiculed and generally treated us like zoo creatures - which was fun. I had a particularly lively debate with a gentleman who suggested that we were adding nothing to society and that we should be ashamed of ourselves - it was a hoot!

I have to say, kudos to Superstore. I heard nightmare stories from all around that things were disorganized, that people were racing for their PS3s, but this was not the case at Superstore...it was quite well-organized, and never really in doubt as to whether or not we'd get out playstations.

A fun night, but I've been up for over 30 hours. Keep an eye on that auction...hopefully I make a buck or two.

Sigh...

Overlooked...again.

Sigh...

Overlooked...again.

Big Deal

I went skydiving too....what's this guy want...a medal?

Faith Hill = Sore Loser

Keep your eyes on Faith Hill.

LOL.

Great Banned SNL Cartoon

This TV Funhouse only aired once, then was pulled...can't believe NBC aired it in the firstplace...

You could have given me a year...

To think of a solution to global warming - electric cars - reduced reliance on fossil fuels - but in a year's time, I never woulda come up with this.

I love creative people...