The Double Deuce

Card from Bill

2009-05-03T20:48:00.001-07:00

My Favorite Slide

2007-05-04T14:06:00.000-07:00

Just setting up for my first lecture, and I'm outlawing laptops in class...I like this powerpoint slide.

So cute...a boy rides his pet anaconda...

2007-04-09T23:05:00.000-07:00

Face Morpher

2007-04-08T16:44:00.000-07:00

Asian Tony

Old Tony

Here's the original pic. (I gotta get a new one.)

There's lots of other versions including baby, anime, and F-Dawg's fave - feminine!

Try it! It's Fun...

I didn't know I had a blind student...

2007-04-06T16:36:00.000-07:00

If I wasn't a total hottie, I wonder what she (I hope it's a she) would have given me. I don't know what is happening with all of the "Rating under review" ratings...hope those clear up soon. All ratings between 1/1/2007 and 3/31/2007 are under review for almost all profs. It's weird.

Proof that all nationalities have stupid people.

2007-04-03T19:13:00.000-07:00

WTF? I thought Swedes were better than this.

The first thing I noticed about Japan...

2007-04-01T11:26:00.001-07:00

Week 1 in the books... No surprises...

2007-03-25T23:38:00.000-07:00

I'm crushing Duncan, who turned 29 today~! Happy b-day old-timer.

Even F-Dawg could play this hand...

2007-03-23T01:19:00.000-07:00

I can't stop looking at Chris DiBona.

2007-03-22T10:22:00.000-07:00

Anyone see the front page of SI.com today?

2007-03-20T20:01:00.000-07:00

I've gotta say, Peter King hit the nail on the head, again.

Kilometer Khallenge

2007-03-19T23:16:00.000-07:00

B2K has a tremendous post detailing his thoughts on the Kms Komp. Definitely an apt description of what's going on. Most KMs for the month starting March 18 finishing ?April 15? wins a yet to be determined prize.

After day one, the score is 10-5 for B2K, but I will definitely get in a run before work tomorrow morning to even things up.

I've gotta say I'm feeling like a HUGE underdog here!

From Bill's post:

"On Friday did my Best 5 KM - 26:49 - My first sub 27:00 5km

Today I knocked out my best ever 10Km completing it in 55:00 even."

Just for some perspective, these were the types of times I was putting up when I was in marathon shape (2450th place)...right now I struggle to run sub 30 minutes for 5km, and would be about 1:05-1:10 if I had I gutted out a 10K. So to summarize - the competition is in very good shape and I am not.

That said, I'm going to give it the old college try, and am predicting I finish this thing with around 120 kms under my feet. If B2K can beat me, I think he deserves it. Anything under 100K from me will be a pretty big disappointment. Over 120 will be a big success!

I'm still giving myself a chance as B2K has never put up a month with over 100K....so he'll be in uncharted territory. You never know what will happen!

BTW....team Caputo was in, but now, he's apparently out. Word on the street -21 is "too cold" for his sensitive skin. He's looking for some sort of KM allowance due to the inclement weather. NO DICE! You should have thought of the Khallenge implications before you chose your law school in the frozen tundra of Saskatoon. Maybe we can do another Khallenge in the summer.

Anyway, it's on, and I am definitely going to devote myself to this for the next month.

PS

The timing could NOT be worse for me in terms of work. It's exam season and I'm ridiculously busy. Interestingly I'll be off from Mid April to early May, and I'll only be working about 20 hours a week for May, June, July and August...so I hope that means that I'll keep on running!

ZOMG - I'm more than 50% Screech

2007-03-18T22:12:00.001-07:00

http://www.myheritage.com

I think it's sweet...

2007-03-17T16:32:00.000-07:00

Even grandmas like video games...(Don't watch this video with kids in the room).

Duncan Bites off More than he can Chew

2007-03-15T00:58:00.000-07:00

Somebody just threw down a challenge in my comments!

Challenge accepted.

It's ON!

I've already run 4 consecutive days (5K per day). One day I ran without my Nike/Ipod gizmo...it almost feels like a waste since it screws up my stats - never again.

I've been basically running back and forth along a 400 meter straight stretch in front of my house. I think the neighbours are starting to think I'm weird. There is also no question in my mind that tons of drug deals go down in greenstone park. I'm thinking of putting up some sort of surveillance camera to get rid of the druggies...I want them gone! Stat! They're ruining my runs.

My new fave website...

2007-03-12T19:02:00.001-07:00

I really enjoyed this website.

Mo Headphones....Mo problems

2007-03-11T14:50:00.000-07:00

so...I got some new headphones, but the cord for the right headphone is much shorter than the cord for the left headphone.

Am I missing something?

Should I be wearing them differently?

The right headphone becomes a "load-bearing" headphone and all the strain comes on my right ear.

Should the weight of the headphone cord be evenly distributed?

I have no idea why they are such extremely different lengths. Can anyone out there let me know?

Thasnks.

5k per day every day for a month.

2007-03-11T14:05:00.000-07:00

Is it possible?

I went on my first run in about 6 months today. Felt pretty good. Although I've been working long hours teaching, I've also been taking 2 hour lunches. I certainly could squeeze in 5k every day. The only question is, am I motivated enough?

Time will tell.

I usually run just under 30 minutes for 5k, so considering how out of shape I am, I was pleased to come in at around 30:30 today. I think by the end of the week I'll be sub 30 minutes.

I'll keep you posted.

My Constant Happiness Explained

2007-03-11T00:35:00.000-08:00

It's somewhat indirect, but I think this article explains why I tend to be a happy person.

I've stopped watching Lost.

2007-03-09T23:28:00.000-08:00

It used to be my favorite shows.

Here's a parody that pretty much sums up my frustration.

***Foul language warning***

Awesome Potato Chips

2007-03-04T20:12:00.000-08:00

They are F-Dawgs favorite brand.

Click to enlarge - be sure to read the small print.

Take that - Evan Fosmark!

2007-02-28T21:38:00.000-08:00

Do you have what it takes to be the best in the world at something? Given that you're reading my blog, I'm guessing the answer is "No." Well...you're looking at the #1 player in the world at the Line Game - Level G - Using a keyboard.

Eat that - jerks! And if you think you can do better,
Try the game - it's fun!

Another rating

2007-02-28T20:25:00.000-08:00

I thought that this was funny.

In related news, I've been playing the heck out of this game...you build towers to kill baddies. Here's a hint. Get the fire towers and upgrade cannons~!

Embed our games in your MySpace layout, Xanga, LiveJournal, website, blog or other community site

Everybody needs one of these.

2007-02-28T07:38:00.000-08:00

Top 10 KOs in Pride History

2007-02-24T12:07:00.000-08:00

I'm a big MMA fan - I posted this on a message board but thought a few of my blog readers might enjoy it. Here are the top 10 KOs in Pride History:

OK Here's the top 10 KOs in Pride History...

#10 - Gomi vs Azaredo 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdNbHkkP0Q

#9 - Yvel vs Goodridge - first contact of the fight...spectacular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Hi0AgzbQo

#8 - Vovchanchyn vs Bueno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THMH_3Hm19A

#7 - Shogun vs Arona - I was SO HAPPY about this fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRsKlZdAEHI

#6 - Liddell vs Mezger - Mezger ends up in a memorably awkard posture

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tn3MKBfImJY

#5 - Crocop vs A. Emelianenko - Kinda cool to see a 6'6" guy get head kicked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A3ox1PhiLE

#4 - Shogun vs Kanehara - Sickest stomps ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1g7tikcdRM

#3 - Crocop vs Vovchanchyn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfoWprvT9aw&mode=related&search=

#2 - Silva vs Rampage 2 - incredible fight. Incredible finish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCOHBqqRdPY

#1 - Rampage vs Arona

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgx9p0bTqVc

A very uncomfortable picture

2007-02-23T08:20:00.000-08:00

How can somebody as handsome as me....

2007-02-12T11:22:00.000-08:00

...consistently look so bad in pictures.

A colleague forwarded a bunch of pictures from a recent faculty lunch...this picture will have been viewed by all university faculty.

Great.

Well this is distressing

2007-02-10T22:12:00.000-08:00

DORKY!!!! WTF!~! I'm cute in a Brad Pitt sort of way. (Although Brad Pitt probably wouldn't have put his own rate my professors page in an RSS reader and check it constantly.)

PS

I know I'm running at 100% smiley faces right now...expect that to change soon. I've just had a tough round of midterms highlighted by failing nearly 1/3 of one of my classes ---eeep!!

PPS

Further analysis has revealed that this new commenter thinks I'm cute, but not cute enough to put the little Hot Tamale next to my name. BOOOOOOO!

I dedicate this post to f-dawg

2007-02-10T20:05:00.001-08:00

Do you speak English?

2007-02-10T09:41:00.001-08:00

This is cute...

Why I like pro wrestling...

2007-02-06T19:35:00.000-08:00

OK Here's a couple more goodies...

2007-02-04T22:53:00.000-08:00

And the best Super Bowl ad of the year goes to....

2007-02-04T21:46:00.001-08:00

I didn't know Todd played US College Hockey...

2007-01-28T22:08:00.000-08:00

Last line of the interview...

2007-01-21T12:08:00.000-08:00

Pretty dang funny.

Further proof that Fox News is RIDICULOUS~!

2007-01-19T22:13:00.000-08:00

Link - watch the video - I posted as I was watching....the last caller is tremendous! ROFLOMGLOL.

Good News / Bad News

2007-01-14T22:27:00.000-08:00

Here's the good news:

Congrats to B2K on his recent PBs...

Here's the Bad News:

No congrats to the Seahawks - although to be fair, they probably shouldn't have even made the playoffs...Thanks NFC West!

New Year's Greetings to All

2007-01-12T21:07:00.000-08:00

My final Christmas gift arrived in the mail today (thanks Terry Girl - double thanks for *not* sending me a Smashmouth CD - I was worried for a second!) - now people will be able to identify me as a huge dork before even speaking with me. Ahhh...who am I kidding, one look at my face and I think they'd figure it out.

Anyway, it's a new year and I thought I'd let everyone know what I'm actually up to.

Well - shortly before Christmas I had laser-eye surgery. Got a really good deal.

Anyway, that explains why I'm not wearing any glasses any more. I'm one step away from my ultimate four step plan.

1.) Save money.
2.) Get laser-eye surgery.
3.) ???????
4.) Get lots and lots of women.

In other news - I got a job! I'm teaching four - count'em FOUR accounting classes over at TRU. It's going well so far, but I'm extremely busy working 50-60 hour weeks. Amazing what a difference it makes when you actually like your job as opposed to before. When I'd work 50-60 hour weeks in public practice I'd want to shoot myself - now I'm actually having a good time.

I have to share an office which would suck, except for my office-mate - Sepand - is a really, really friendly guy. We're getting along really well so far...so that's nice.

I bought Mom a really nice PVR (think TiVo) and I think she's really enjoying it (I know I am). I plan to buy Dad something too, but like Mom's gift, I've got to figure out something that appears to be something I'm giving to him, but actually is more of a gift for me...maybe he'll want Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Vegas for my Xbox 360.... ;)

Peace out.

This seemed fun..

2007-01-02T22:19:00.000-08:00

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom		79%
Lex Luthor		71%
Magneto		56%
Apocalypse		56%
Juggernaut		40%
Kingpin		36%
Green Goblin		36%
The Joker		31%
Dark Phoenix		28%
Poison Ivy		24%
Mr. Freeze		21%
Venom		21%
Riddler		18%
Catwoman		17%
Mystique		16%
Two-Face		12%

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

Thanks to Duncan and Lola

Omaha

2007-01-01T17:33:00.001-08:00

So F-Dawg and I played some Omaha last weekend. Click for results.

What is this?

2007-01-01T12:50:00.000-08:00

Can you figure it out!?

Link to original and more amazing photos

Hockey Fighters = Nice Guys?

2006-12-31T14:10:00.000-08:00

The most cordial start to a fight you'll ever see.

Make sure you have audio on.

Then watch the replay...the first time through it just shows the fight, the second time it shows how it starts.

Pwn3d by Elmo

2006-12-30T14:14:00.000-08:00

Even when you set him on fire he still laughs at you!

Dubai is Going CRAZY!?!

2006-12-29T22:18:00.000-08:00

Check out this link...the city is going to be incredible!

Apparently I'm being followed by paparazzi.

2006-12-28T13:08:00.000-08:00

I did a google search for my name...and I don't mind people writing about me, but how did they get my picture without me noticing~??!
Link

Happy b-day to F-Dawg

2006-12-12T16:29:00.000-08:00

28 years old...I'm sending this one out to YOU!

I laughed so hard at this...

2006-12-08T01:03:00.000-08:00

Verizon doesn't know the difference between dollars and cents.

I don't know if I'm tired, but I loved every second of this!

Make sure you read the blog - then listen to the audio! It's incredible.

Link

I think the guy on the phone is a saint. He gives quite a math lesson.

A sign from above?

2006-12-08T00:04:00.000-08:00

So - I gambled all night - did pretty well....anyways, I was all done gambling and on my usual videogames perusal.

I typed in gam in the address box, and it autocompleted "gamerankings.com" the site I wanted to see, but for some reason when I clicked it, I ended up on this site. Think somebody's trying to tell me somthing?

PS

If you use firefox, type "gam" in the address box, you'll end up at the same place.

I've owned 10 of the 13.

2006-12-07T19:18:00.000-08:00

I'm thinking about buying the shirt.

Were you lucky enough to get a Wii?

2006-12-04T15:06:00.000-08:00

Don't do this:

Or any of the other zany things noted in the whacky Japanese Wii manual.

Big ups to gizmodo.com for the pic/link.

A great vid and a great puzzle.

2006-12-02T00:29:00.000-08:00

Enjoy:

Puzzle link - It took Bill Gates 90 minutes to solve. I gave up after 5.

2 for 1

2006-11-29T13:14:00.000-08:00

The Onion weighs in on the Wii vs PS3 (READ IT!)

Great video from F-Dawg (WATCH IT!):

Finally some good media coverage...

2006-11-27T00:30:00.001-08:00

And people say videogamers are dorks...

Two more vids today

2006-11-22T22:52:00.000-08:00

A reporter shoulder-checks a drunk girl:

Urban sprinting...pretty funny.

LOLz

2006-11-22T15:38:00.003-08:00

The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)

Here's the link to the original

I have to share these “funniest analogies” with you. They came in an e-mail from my sister. She got them from a cousin, who got them from a friend, who got them from… so they are circulating around. My apologies if you have already seen them.

The e-mail says they are taken from actual high school essays and collected by English teachers across the country for their own amusement. Some of these kids may have bright futures as humor writers. What do you think?

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

ripped from http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/

Video of the Day - FIGHT!

2006-11-21T12:13:00.000-08:00

I haven't heard the audio...but they say this is funny...

Am I sick?

2006-11-18T17:30:00.000-08:00

I think that this kid's toy looks more like an adult's toy...am I the crazy one?

A long night...

2006-11-17T16:52:00.000-08:00

What the heck am I doing?

Looks like a lineup of some sort....

Ahh... maybe this link will shed some light on the issue.

SO here's the story...I camped out from about 5:30pm to 9am to secure the newest gaming console, the playstation 3. I was thinking of keeping it, but the going price on Ebay is about $2200USD, which represents a $1,500 profit - it was far too rich to turn away from.

Anyway, the camping was fun. I was first in line and we sat out front of Superstore while onlookers gawked, ridiculed and generally treated us like zoo creatures - which was fun. I had a particularly lively debate with a gentleman who suggested that we were adding nothing to society and that we should be ashamed of ourselves - it was a hoot!

I have to say, kudos to Superstore. I heard nightmare stories from all around that things were disorganized, that people were racing for their PS3s, but this was not the case at Superstore...it was quite well-organized, and never really in doubt as to whether or not we'd get out playstations.

A fun night, but I've been up for over 30 hours. Keep an eye on that auction...hopefully I make a buck or two.

Sigh...

2006-11-15T09:55:00.001-08:00

Overlooked...again.

Sigh...

2006-11-15T09:55:00.000-08:00

Overlooked...again.

Big Deal

2006-11-12T01:24:00.000-08:00

I went skydiving too....what's this guy want...a medal?

Faith Hill = Sore Loser

2006-11-07T10:59:00.000-08:00

Keep your eyes on Faith Hill.

LOL.

Great Banned SNL Cartoon

2006-11-06T15:56:00.000-08:00

This TV Funhouse only aired once, then was pulled...can't believe NBC aired it in the firstplace...

You could have given me a year...

2006-11-05T23:39:00.000-08:00

To think of a solution to global warming - electric cars - reduced reliance on fossil fuels - but in a year's time, I never woulda come up with this.

I love creative people...

Want to learn English?

2006-10-28T12:24:00.000-07:00

This link is probably not appropriate for people under 15 years old...

I'm waiting for this thing to transform and kill us all.

2006-10-27T11:21:00.001-07:00

I'm waiting for this thing to transform and kill us all.

2006-10-27T11:21:00.000-07:00

I'm sending this one out to the F-Dawg....

2006-10-26T19:17:00.000-07:00

A spectacular accomplishment

2006-10-25T23:55:00.000-07:00

This is neat.

Hint: Look at the number of employees...

Amazing political commercial

2006-10-25T17:18:00.000-07:00

Wow. This is really something.

(Why am I into American politics?...I have no clue about my own country's politics. It's a bit strange.)

Truly incredible....

2006-10-24T14:07:00.000-07:00

For the adventurous:

Go to maps.google.com
Enter this coordinate in the search box: 50° 0'38.20"N 110° 6'48.32"W

Switch to sattlite view.
Then Zoom in.

For the less adventurous:

Click this link.

Really cool!

Have you checked ratemyprofessors.com recently?

2006-10-21T12:39:00.000-07:00

Somebody's "hot".

Not as good as "matrix" ping pong...

2006-10-21T01:01:00.000-07:00

...but good nonetheless.

Most annoying catch phrase of all time...?

2006-10-18T23:40:00.000-07:00

Adblock

The show ran 13 episodes and Link uttered the annoying catchphrase 30 times.

Almost as bad as F-Dawg's, "That's tantamount to apostacy!" catchphrase...

What kind of funny are you?

2006-10-15T13:46:00.000-07:00

the Wit

(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on darkness
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Awesome Documentary

2006-10-15T01:22:00.000-07:00

Who Killed the Electric Car (1.5 hours...but worth it.)

Watch it

Read the reviews

2006-10-14T21:50:00.000-07:00

Too much good TV

2006-10-13T11:20:00.000-07:00

This new season of TV is actually quite good with shows like Studio 60, Dexter and (the lowly rated) Friday Night Lights proving to be totally entertaining.

But Thursday night has gotten ridiculous - Here are the shows I want to watch on Thursday:

The Office

Shark

Laguna beach (Yes I watch girlie shows.)

Survivor

Ugly betty (See my comment re: Laguna Beach)

The Ultimate Fighter (Reclaiming some of my masculinity.)

Extras (Ricky Gervais' new show)

Not enough time in the day.

More on Foley

2006-10-11T20:21:00.000-07:00

Great Daily Show Segment - Enjoy

Further proof that Kim Jong Il is EVIL

2006-10-10T12:20:00.000-07:00

Comic of the Day

2006-10-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

I'm obsessed with US politics lately....

My new lover...

2006-10-06T01:10:00.000-07:00

It's like she's looking into my soul....

More on the Moron

2006-10-04T20:29:00.000-07:00

So, if you read my post yesterday, you'll realize that I (along with almost everyone else in the world) thinks Republican Congressman Mark Foley is a world class douchebag.

Now this:

Commenting on Clinton's infidelity, "It's vile," said Rep. Mark Foley, R-West Palm Beach. "It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction."

Link

ROFLROFLROFLLMAOLMAOLMALOLOLOLOL - Idiot.

I hate American politics/political media

2006-10-03T23:29:00.000-07:00

So, a Republican congressman was caught trying to have cybersex with an underaged teenage boy. (transcript - read it, you will feel sick knowing it's a grown man talking to a boy so sexually)

Seems pretty cut and dry, the guy is a sleezeball, the Republican party should be embarassed, (they knew about his tastes for young boys for over a year) they should get rid of him, and try to put this behind them. (Not let one bad apple spoil the rest of the bunch.

But the nerve of the RIGHT-WING Media is unbelievable, rather than letting it go, or admitting that it looks bad on Republicans....

Listen to how Sean Hannity (noted Republican mouthpiece) tries to spin it as a political tactic by the Democrats.

Listen to the audio of Limbaugh spinning it as a set-up (see audio clip on the right side of the page).

Apparently it's the Democrats' fault.

Oh by the way...Fox news ran a graphic noting that the Republican congressman (Mark Foley) is in fact a DEMOCRAT. What a joke!

If the Republicans manage to win the next election I will lose even more respect for the American political process.

Something is not quite right.

2006-09-27T16:47:00.000-07:00

Can you figure out the interesting thing about this beautiful woman?

The answer is in the comments.

Proof that Canadians aren't as smart as we think.

2006-09-25T18:57:00.000-07:00

Guess the highest grossing Canadian movie of all time....(don't use google)...what I mean is - it's the Canadian movie with the highest Canadian box office...

Answer in white: (highlight the text below to see)

Porky's

WTF?!?

Don't believe me?
Link 1 (Read the last sentence)
Link 2

You will not see a cooler toy than this.

2006-09-25T15:59:00.000-07:00

Click the link, I promise you won't be disappointed.

The best video on the internets:

2006-09-22T22:49:00.000-07:00

The best video on the internets:

One of my favorite video games of all time.

2006-09-19T08:46:00.000-07:00

Enjoy F-Dawg.

We're #15!

2006-09-17T20:18:00.000-07:00

Apparently Canada ranks #15 in military might. Surprising to see we are ahead of Iran and North Korea. Unsurprising that our neighbours to the south took home the #1 spot.

Link

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

2006-09-17T12:01:00.000-07:00

A very interesting sentence.

This video is awful....but...

2006-09-16T12:19:00.000-07:00

I laughed and laughed and laughed when I saw it.

Dog Update

2006-09-16T08:53:00.000-07:00

Link

Norm MacDonald on Steve Irwin

2006-09-15T10:27:00.000-07:00

There are people upset about this...I thought it was pretty darn funny.

I hated this story...

2006-09-14T23:20:00.000-07:00

An 82 year old widow rented a rotary dial telephone for 42 years, paying AT&T more than $14,000 in the process. Link

What a joke...renting a phone to someone for over $30 per month. Just SICK.

Dog Arrested

2006-09-14T18:48:00.000-07:00

Bill and ?Gaby? must be crapping their pants right now.

Link

Quote of the day...

2006-09-11T13:18:00.000-07:00

"At present, Americans are vastly more likely to die from bee stings, lightning, or accident-causing deer than by terrorism within the country."

Hahaha...accident causing deer...I lol'ed.

Here is the full article. It's interesting.

I love that the female anchor doesn't even turn around...NICE!

2006-09-10T21:14:00.000-07:00

Frank and Phil had a similar "run-in"

2006-09-10T09:44:00.000-07:00

Holy Cow...

2006-09-09T16:10:00.000-07:00

I often watch higher limit internet poker games, but I have NEVER EVER seen $1,000,000 at the table. This is REAL MONEY, folks.

Crazy.